Monday, April 27, 2009

Wash Your Hands

Recall after 9/11 we were advised to stock up on duct tape to prepare for terror attacks (CNN).

Now we have change we can believe in.

Your new mommy, Janet Napolitano, third United States Secretary of Homeland Security, says, "wash your hands", to be safe from Swine Flu.

She also says beware of your returning soldiers, they may become right wing terrorists (as opposed to more hip left wing terrorists).

Now that they have declared there is no war on terror, but maybe an "
Overseas Contingency Operation", and have passed along even more classified military intelligence to the overseas hate groups, I really feel safe.

If this administration ever tried to be honest, they would openly declare their war on the American way.

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